Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
At a bar in the city and the whole place starting singing “Happy Birthday” to someone. Everyone but me. The person next to me leaned over and said, “Why didn’t you sing along?!?” I responded, “I don’t know him. I don’t give a shit if he has a happy birthday.”
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