Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
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