Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
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Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
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After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
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