areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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