yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
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halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
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currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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