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• (415): View more from California

  I set the bag of cheetos on the open box on my coffee table while I was watching TV. I was so high I ate half of the styrofoam peanuts in the box by accident. Am I going to die?

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  I hope so

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• (813): View more from Florida

  I may or may not have eaten the rest of your birthday cake last night after getting blazed and watching harry potter.

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  i think you have the wrong number

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  so then it wasn't your birthday cake. k, cool.

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord

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• (858): View more from California

  I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.

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• (414): View more from Wisconsin

  have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.

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• (434): View more from Virginia

  you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.

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• (785): View more from Kansas

  He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....

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• (214): View more from Texas

  So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.

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• (+61): View more from Australia

  I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.

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• (262): View more from Wisconsin

  My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.

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• (701): View more from North Dakota

  He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.

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