Texts From Last Night

• Favorite

  (203): View more from Connecticut

  No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (203): No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket. http://tfl.nu/3z5u
  Replies (31) Good night (871) Bad night (2502)
• Favorite

  (618): View more from Illinois

  It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (618): It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over. http://tfl.nu/n4d4
  Replies (43) Good night (1199) Bad night (8923)
• Favorite

  (608): View more from Wisconsin

  You know i think she's just using me for sex

  (1-608): View more from Wisconsin

  I hate you.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (608): You know i think she's just using me for sex (1-608): I hate you. http://tfl.nu/pxkn
  Replies (13) Good night (5638) Bad night (1488)
• Favorite

  (785): View more from Kansas

  Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (785): Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday... http://tfl.nu/8w3z
  Replies (3) Good night (2580) Bad night (993)
• Favorite

  (510): View more from California

  Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (510): Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today. http://tfl.nu/bpyv
  Replies (5) Good night (1038) Bad night (2068)
• Favorite

  (561): View more from Florida

  Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (561): Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all... http://tfl.nu/2j9n
  Replies (11) Good night (700) Bad night (2451)
• Favorite

  (360): View more from Washington

  just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (360): just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe. http://tfl.nu/xu32
  Replies (6) Good night (2442) Bad night (1057)
• Favorite

  (760): View more from California

  I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (760): I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional. http://tfl.nu/8oha
  Replies (1) Good night (882) Bad night (564)
• Favorite

  (601): View more from Mississippi

  Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (601): Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator. http://tfl.nu/qsk4
  Replies (2) Good night (595) Bad night (1222)
• Favorite

  (319): View more from Iowa

  ...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (319): ...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text http://tfl.nu/8wuc
  Replies (2) Good night (1602) Bad night (487)
• Favorite

  (919): View more from North Carolina

  We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (919): We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible. http://tfl.nu/ny7k
  Replies (0) Good night (860) Bad night (472)
• Favorite

  (650): View more from California

  Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (650): Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels. http://tfl.nu/tpw7
  Replies (1) Good night (885) Bad night (347)
• Favorite

  (905): View more from Ontario

  Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (905): Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball??? http://tfl.nu/u0wc
  Replies (4) Good night (647) Bad night (375)
• Favorite

  (770): View more from Georgia

  Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (770): Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else. http://tfl.nu/0so2
  Replies (1) Good night (414) Bad night (640)
• Favorite

  (720): View more from Colorado

  side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (720): side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy? http://tfl.nu/xxbk
  Replies (5) Good night (228) Bad night (554)

Randomize