Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
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Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
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Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.