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(212): View more from New York

I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..

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(212): I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York.. http://tfl.nu/qpq0

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(785): View more from Kansas

so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse

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(785): so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse http://tfl.nu/82q3

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(614): View more from Ohio

We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.

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(614): We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams. http://tfl.nu/ox7r

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(757): View more from Virginia

And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."

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(757): And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate." http://tfl.nu/e62b

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(267): View more from Pennsylvania

I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem

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(267): I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem http://tfl.nu/6rep

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(518): View more from New York

I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands

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(518): I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands http://tfl.nu/jxb1

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(312): View more from Illinois

Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.

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(312): Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture. http://tfl.nu/p8k2

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(480): View more from Arizona

His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.

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(480): His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it. http://tfl.nu/pwa8

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(414): View more from Wisconsin

Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.

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(414): Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter. http://tfl.nu/rhw8

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(602): View more from Arizona

The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.

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(602): The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier. http://tfl.nu/l0xp

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(415): View more from California

White people are beatboxing! Save me.

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(415): White people are beatboxing! Save me. http://tfl.nu/ywqe

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer

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(405): And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer http://tfl.nu/voyh

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(309): View more from Illinois

Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?

(727): View more from Florida

Oh god...probably.

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(309): Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping? (727): Oh god...probably. http://tfl.nu/m37j

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(937): View more from Ohio

Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?

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(937): Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no? http://tfl.nu/z665

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(914): View more from New York

Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out

(914): View more from New York

He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off

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(914): Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out (914): He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off http://tfl.nu/ygvv

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