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• (715): View more from Wisconsin

  I made out with a fat chick last night in a hot tub... btw I am breaking up with you

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• (310): View more from California

  It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...

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• (865): View more from Tennessee

  Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?

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• (985): View more from Louisiana

  I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.

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  27 Socially Expected Things That Are The Absolute Worst

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.

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• (813): View more from Florida

  Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.

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  I ordered a moonbounce.

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  Fuck, you win.

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.

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• (313): View more from Michigan

  I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.

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  Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.

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  These 21 People Are Related To Famous Celebrities

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.

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• (804): View more from Virginia

  The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.

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• (407): View more from Florida

  For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.

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• (347): View more from New York

  I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you

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