some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
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