I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
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