we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
I don't deserve a penis
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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