so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
Success! We fucked roommates!
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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