I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
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i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
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If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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