What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
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Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
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But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
The power of my boobs compel you
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
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