i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
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He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
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I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
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