I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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