plz talk dirty to me
u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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