I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
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My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
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Woke up backwards on a recliner
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
Damn victory sex feels great
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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