I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
Randomize
