I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
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no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
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It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
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