Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
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