I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
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He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
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Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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