hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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