Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
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