Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Why is it that every time I type the word "give" my phone spells out HIV?! You know how many people i've told I want to HIV them something!
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
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