You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
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There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
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Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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