hell yes lets make some ravioli
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
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YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
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I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
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