so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
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Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
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I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
Randomize