I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
operation have a gay friend backfired
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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