Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
she peed on how many people?
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
Drunk you assumed that me saying I thought squirrels were cute meant for you to trap one in my car by luring it in with ham. You're going to hell for this.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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