But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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