I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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