and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
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