If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
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When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
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ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
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