Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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