Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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