so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
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