Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
Mom said you looked used
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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