Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
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He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
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He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
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