omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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