And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
My ass is underappreciated
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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