Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
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Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
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I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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