New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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