All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
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Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
I think pants incapable of making pants work
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I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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