My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
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I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
Overslept. So hungover. Apparently texting the first person in my contact list the time I would like to wake up is not how the alarm clock in my phone actually works.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
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that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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