It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
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