So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
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Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
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I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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