I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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