I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
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