she kept yelling 'call me bella'
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
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I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
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yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
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