so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
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I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
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Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
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