he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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