I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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