her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
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