i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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