Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
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he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
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I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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